“Alright then,” Nick said, a little unsteadily. The first four pints
were easy. Now, after an hour and a half plus six more pints, he was
starting to wish they’d stopped off for a little something to eat before
they started. Stifling a burp, he tried to focus his thoughts into some
form of coherence. “So all these things I’ve heard about you. . . how
many of them are true?”
Drake laughed, sloshing lager over the table. “Depends mate. You run off a list and I’ll tell you.”
“The basilisk?”
“Sort of. Got round behind it and clawed it’s little eyes out, then snapped it’s neck.”
“Didn’t even think basilisks were real.”
“Oh they are. Little cunts. Cockatrice however. Completely made up.”
He knocked back the last of his beer and moved the back-up pint into
place. “Carry on.”
“What about summoning a demon just so it can light your cigarette?”
“Just the once. Martin didn’t half bollock me over that.”
“. . . biting werewolves?”
“Fuckers deserve it.”
“But why? Is it to convert them?”
“Nah, if I wanted to convert a werewolf, I’d kick the cunt over the
crossbar at Twickenham. Self-defence mainly. If it bites, bite back…
first.”
“Alright then, is it true you nutted the devil and called him a wanker?”
Drake laughed loudly. “Utter bollocks mate. Utter and complete total
fucking bollocks.” He sipped his pint, then added under his breath. “I
didn’t call him a wanker. I called him a cunt.”
Nick poised himself to ask what (in his mind) was the Big Question – capital ‘B’, capital ‘Q’. “You were the sole survivor of…”
Drake cut him short. “Yes. That is true. Sorry son, I don’t really
like to talk about it. Look, Fred’s going to call time in a minute,” he
fished into his pocket and brought out a twenty-pound note. “Get another
round in. I’ll tell you some day, just not today.”
Nick grabbed the note and headed for the bar.
Thursday, 28 March 2013
Wednesday, 20 March 2013
Part Five.
It was Nick who noticed the hidden door in the cellar. With Taffy and
Rabbi Burns standing by with offensive spells at the ready, Drake
smashed the door down with a simple shoulder barge. The smell was the
first thing that hit them; a choking, nauseous wave of stench that made
Nick gag. Even Drake held his breath for a moment as he stepped into the
small ante-chamber beyond. A quick wave of his hand, a cleansing spell
took the edge off the reek of decay and he found a lightswitch.
Ignoring the sound of Nick suddenly vomiting in the corner of the room, Drake surveyed the scene. There were four mattresses placed around the room, each one with a vaguely human shape stretched out on it. Intravenous stands were placed at the head of each mattress, with clear plastic drip bags hanging from them, the pipes connected to the comatose bodies laying there. Each body was in a bad state – riddled with festering sores, pus seeping from open wounds, their faces gaunt and hollow – barely alive. Drake knelt down to examine one of them. Taking a handkerchief from his pocket, Drake carefully prised open the person’s eyelid. The dry skin cracked, a tiny rivulet of blood leaking out. “Junk farm.”
Wiping his mouth on his sleeve, Nick stood up. “A what?”
“They take a bunch of local junkies and keep them on a perpetual high using whatever drugs they can get, then…” he pointed to the small tap inserted into the jugular vein, “harvest time. The blood drawn retains the high, fetches a very high price on the black market. It’s how vampires get stoned.”
“Fucking disgusting.” Nick spat the sour taste out, accepting the hip flask proffered him by Rabbi Burns.
“Yeah, well we’ve shut this one down. Fuck knows how many more there are round here. Looks like a pretty small-time operation. I’ve seen ‘em as big as a hospital ward before.” Burns slapped Nick on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, everyone pukes first time they see a junk farm.”
“Christ, is there anything can be done for them?” Nick took a deep draw from the hip flask, surprised to discover it contained nothing stronger than peach-flavoured iced tea.
“I’ll sort it laddie. Got some healing stones right here, a couple of Tarshish, stone of Asher. That should draw the poisons from them.” He started arranging amulets on the bodies and casting healing magic. “Bareket, the stone of Levi. To bolster the system. And most important, Sapir, the stone of Issachar, for healing. With any luck, they’ll recover.”
“So that’s four cases of unlawful imprisonment, illicit blood harvesting, possession of banned substances with intent to supply, keeping a werewolf without a proper licence, think that’ll be enough to keep the little fuckers off the streets for a while.” Drake surmised. “Good work Burnsie, those charms should hold them over until a proper healing squad gets here. Taff, call it in. Four arrests, one unlicenced lycanthrope seized and some lives saved. Anyone fancy a drink?”
Burns and Taffy smiled at one another. “S’ok chief. Busy day tomorrow.” Neither of them could handle another night out with Drake, not since the last one. “I’m sure young Nicky here has a window in his schedule…”
Ignoring the sound of Nick suddenly vomiting in the corner of the room, Drake surveyed the scene. There were four mattresses placed around the room, each one with a vaguely human shape stretched out on it. Intravenous stands were placed at the head of each mattress, with clear plastic drip bags hanging from them, the pipes connected to the comatose bodies laying there. Each body was in a bad state – riddled with festering sores, pus seeping from open wounds, their faces gaunt and hollow – barely alive. Drake knelt down to examine one of them. Taking a handkerchief from his pocket, Drake carefully prised open the person’s eyelid. The dry skin cracked, a tiny rivulet of blood leaking out. “Junk farm.”
Wiping his mouth on his sleeve, Nick stood up. “A what?”
“They take a bunch of local junkies and keep them on a perpetual high using whatever drugs they can get, then…” he pointed to the small tap inserted into the jugular vein, “harvest time. The blood drawn retains the high, fetches a very high price on the black market. It’s how vampires get stoned.”
“Fucking disgusting.” Nick spat the sour taste out, accepting the hip flask proffered him by Rabbi Burns.
“Yeah, well we’ve shut this one down. Fuck knows how many more there are round here. Looks like a pretty small-time operation. I’ve seen ‘em as big as a hospital ward before.” Burns slapped Nick on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, everyone pukes first time they see a junk farm.”
“Christ, is there anything can be done for them?” Nick took a deep draw from the hip flask, surprised to discover it contained nothing stronger than peach-flavoured iced tea.
“I’ll sort it laddie. Got some healing stones right here, a couple of Tarshish, stone of Asher. That should draw the poisons from them.” He started arranging amulets on the bodies and casting healing magic. “Bareket, the stone of Levi. To bolster the system. And most important, Sapir, the stone of Issachar, for healing. With any luck, they’ll recover.”
“So that’s four cases of unlawful imprisonment, illicit blood harvesting, possession of banned substances with intent to supply, keeping a werewolf without a proper licence, think that’ll be enough to keep the little fuckers off the streets for a while.” Drake surmised. “Good work Burnsie, those charms should hold them over until a proper healing squad gets here. Taff, call it in. Four arrests, one unlicenced lycanthrope seized and some lives saved. Anyone fancy a drink?”
Burns and Taffy smiled at one another. “S’ok chief. Busy day tomorrow.” Neither of them could handle another night out with Drake, not since the last one. “I’m sure young Nicky here has a window in his schedule…”
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